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shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 + 297,595 notes
© loudest-whisper

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 + 655,238 notes
© maahammy

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 + 473,246 notes
© tacomaster420
Every teenager in the world feels broken or out of place, different somehow, royalty mistakenly born into a family of peasants. The difference in your case is that it’s true.
posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 + 1,075 notes
© clacing

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 + 227,871 notes
© fragile--pieces

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 + 91,373 notes
© vvhaleshark
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© hotdamn5sos

blackjackmothafucka:

This is the devil’s favorite post

posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 + 487,768 notes
© pleatedjeans
Did you see them 
Lying where they died?
Someone used to craddle them
And kiss them when they cried.

Where's that new world now the fighting's done?
posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 + 2,121 notes
© onceuponamaze

what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

posted 1 day ago on 19/9/2014 + 465,065 notes
© amroyounes

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

posted 2 days ago on 18/9/2014 + 455,247 notes
© flyingscotsman

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

posted 2 days ago on 18/9/2014 + 525,110 notes
© queensamwise